Noggin Knife 9000

Our Price: $9,000.00
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SKU:
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THE INDUSTRY LEADER IN CUTLERY HEADWEAR.

When you need a fashionable everyday carry solution for your knife needs, look no further than the Noggin Knife 9000. Made with proprietary steel and cutting-edge technology, it's the ultimate tool for anyone with knives on the mind.

Features

  • ULTRA-Sharp Stainless from Cursible Steels
  • Breathable quick-dry mesh material
  • Adjustable strap
  • Cuts literally anything! (This statement has not been tested or verified by any organization whatsoever.)

 

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  • 5
    Ridiculously underpriced!!!

    Posted by Jon on 2nd Apr 2022

    This should be priced at least 100 times as high as it is, so grab one while you can!!!

  • 5
    Henchman

    Posted by Todd Young on 1st Apr 2022

    As a henchman I always struggle with casual attire. Now I can finally go to soccer and t-ball games and fit in with the normal folks. Plus when I get called in to work, I don't have to go home and change. My boss gets angry when I take too long. Problem Solved, Thanks Jay!!!

  • 5
    Noggin Knife 9000

    Posted by Marty Harrison on 1st Apr 2022

    This knife has changed my life. Yeah, $9000 was a lot to spend on a hat that could literally kill, but all the money I’m saving on haircuts should pay off in the long run. Now I just need to figure out a cheap source for bandages… Thanks, KSF for another amazing product!