THE INDUSTRY LEADER IN CUTLERY HEADWEAR.
When you need a fashionable everyday carry solution for your knife needs, look no further than the Noggin Knife 9000. Made with proprietary steel and cutting-edge technology, it's the ultimate tool for anyone with knives on the mind.
Features
- ULTRA-Sharp Stainless from Cursible Steels
- Breathable quick-dry mesh material
- Adjustable strap
- Cuts literally anything! (This statement has not been tested or verified by any organization whatsoever.)
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Life Saver
This hat saved my life, I nearly lost a bar fight and remembered that I was wearing a deadly self-defense tool on my head. I appreciate that Jay understands the importance of being a natural-born killer but also wants to look like an average Joe. Thanks for giving me my life back.
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Ridiculously underpriced!!!
This should be priced at least 100 times as high as it is, so grab one while you can!!!
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Henchman
As a henchman I always struggle with casual attire. Now I can finally go to soccer and t-ball games and fit in with the normal folks. Plus when I get called in to work, I don't have to go home and change. My boss gets angry when I take too long. Problem Solved, Thanks Jay!!!
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Noggin Knife 9000
This knife has changed my life. Yeah, $9000 was a lot to spend on a hat that could literally kill, but all the money I’m saving on haircuts should pay off in the long run. Now I just need to figure out a cheap source for bandages… Thanks, KSF for another amazing product!
