Noggin Knife 9000

Our Price: $9,000.00
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SKU:
KSF9000

THE INDUSTRY LEADER IN CUTLERY HEADWEAR.

When you need a fashionable everyday carry solution for your knife needs, look no further than the Noggin Knife 9000. Made with proprietary steel and cutting-edge technology, it's the ultimate tool for anyone with knives on the mind.

Features

  • ULTRA-Sharp Stainless from Cursible Steels
  • Breathable quick-dry mesh material
  • Adjustable strap
  • Cuts literally anything! (This statement has not been tested or verified by any organization whatsoever.)

 

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  • 4
    very nice but needs better warranty

    Posted by Richie on 16th Feb 2024

    This is a really amazing design. I just feel like for the money I should have at least a little more than just a lifetime warranty. Don’t get me wrong, the price is not bad for what you get and I doubt anything will happen to it in my years but what about when I pass this down to my son. How can I ensure he will be able to wear and defend himself it for the rest of his life . Either way I love it.

  • 5
    Life Saver

    Posted by Jake Roberts on 2nd Dec 2022

    This hat saved my life, I nearly lost a bar fight and remembered that I was wearing a deadly self-defense tool on my head. I appreciate that Jay understands the importance of being a natural-born killer but also wants to look like an average Joe. Thanks for giving me my life back.

  • 5
    Ridiculously underpriced!!!

    Posted by Jon on 2nd Apr 2022

    This should be priced at least 100 times as high as it is, so grab one while you can!!!

  • 5
    Henchman

    Posted by Todd Young on 1st Apr 2022

    As a henchman I always struggle with casual attire. Now I can finally go to soccer and t-ball games and fit in with the normal folks. Plus when I get called in to work, I don't have to go home and change. My boss gets angry when I take too long. Problem Solved, Thanks Jay!!!

  • 5
    Noggin Knife 9000

    Posted by Marty Harrison on 1st Apr 2022

    This knife has changed my life. Yeah, $9000 was a lot to spend on a hat that could literally kill, but all the money I’m saving on haircuts should pay off in the long run. Now I just need to figure out a cheap source for bandages… Thanks, KSF for another amazing product!