THE INDUSTRY LEADER IN CUTLERY HEADWEAR.
When you need a fashionable everyday carry solution for your knife needs, look no further than the Noggin Knife 9000. Made with proprietary steel and cutting-edge technology, it's the ultimate tool for anyone with knives on the mind.
- ULTRA-Sharp Stainless from Cursible Steels
- Breathable quick-dry mesh material
- Adjustable strap
- Cuts literally anything! (This statement has not been tested or verified by any organization whatsoever.)
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This hat saved my life, I nearly lost a bar fight and remembered that I was wearing a deadly self-defense tool on my head. I appreciate that Jay understands the importance of being a natural-born killer but also wants to look like an average Joe. Thanks for giving me my life back.
This should be priced at least 100 times as high as it is, so grab one while you can!!!
As a henchman I always struggle with casual attire. Now I can finally go to soccer and t-ball games and fit in with the normal folks. Plus when I get called in to work, I don't have to go home and change. My boss gets angry when I take too long. Problem Solved, Thanks Jay!!!
Noggin Knife 9000
This knife has changed my life. Yeah, $9000 was a lot to spend on a hat that could literally kill, but all the money I’m saving on haircuts should pay off in the long run. Now I just need to figure out a cheap source for bandages… Thanks, KSF for another amazing product!